30 Thoughts I Had Watching 'The Hills: New Beginnings' Episode 7
This week in the IRL world we have learned that Brody and Kaitlynn Jenner are over. Now, I don't want to say I told you so but jesssssuus I TOLD YOU SO.
Anyway let's check back into The Hills world and see what's happening there.
Here are 30 thoughts I had watching episode 7...
1. Confirmed: If you're the son of Pamela Anderson you get to drive the Batmobile.
2. Rest easy knowing that all of Brandon's fluro wardrobe items are still in pristine condition following his work trip.
3. Do you even Juul bro?
4. Seeing Spencer in dad mode is actually pretty cute.
5. CHEERS TO THE PRATT POUR!!!!!!!
6. Hello to my favourite queen in the world:
7. I'm devastated that Mischa didn't get the role. Maybe she should have taken meditating beach dog along with her to the audition.
8. Praying for an OC reunion show.
9. As my grandmother used to say to me, "never cry over a homeboy who wears combat boots to the beach."
10. I love you (both dog and Brody).
11. Ok love you also.
12. Dear Frankie, never stop wearing PJs out in public. Sincerely, the world.
13. Steph's shirt refers to everything. Except for the Malibu Fires. She doesn't give a shit about them.
14. Woah ok John Travolta.
15. Brandon's shirt is....~saxy~.
16. Strangely hearing Brandon talk about throwing up is in no way putting me off him. Something is wrong with me, I know.
17. I want to eat all of this.
18. PRATT POUR!!!!!!
19. I'd like to eat you too.
20. Swaaaaaggggggyyyy boi.
21. I'd also fuck these cookies up big time.
22. "It is what it is" - has Audrina been watching Love Island UK?
23. Brody is so salty about the Kardashians. Remember when he admitted he hooked up with Kim Kardashian? Memories.
24. Brody's mum mentioning ex-wives while the camera pans to Kaitlynn. SPooKY. And SHAdY.
25. I need a therapy session with Brody's mum.
26. Justin's new girlfriend looks like a nice girl. And I won't be saying anyting more on the matter.
27. Justin saying "hello titties" is what I see in the corner of my room when I wake up in cold sweats at 3am.
28. Spencer should teach a course at uni called "Advanced Shit Stirring"
29. Ok Steph maybe just let it gooooooooo.
30. I'm scared of this face.
Make sure you tune in to all new eps of The Hills: New Beginnings Tuesdays at 12pmAU/2pmNZ with an encore at 9pm express from the US - only on MTV!
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